A joke: A prisoner dug a hole into the cement of the roof and managed to escape from his prison cell. He emerged in the middle of a kindergarten. Happily, he sang, "Yay, yay! I'm free, I'm free!"
"So what?'' a little girl said. "I'm four, one year your senior."
A joke: Father: Sam, how dare you call your aunt stupid!Quick,apologize now!
Sam<to aunt>: I'm sorry that you're so stupid,aunt.
A riddle: Why did the chicken cross the road?
<Because it wanted to get to the other side of it>
A riddle: If Mandy's parents have 3 kids, April, May and June, then what's the name of the other child?>
<Mandy.......duh!>
